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Jism's Not Junk

By Jody

There are people out there who think jism is junk
But believe me there's dozens of uses for spunk
Hair gel, glue, varnish or gloss
Think of its benefit, you should give a toss

Bash the bishop, walk the dog
But don't flush this resource straight down the bog
Masturbate, have your fun, but don't put it waste
It helps with the wallpapering, it makes perfect paste

It's low in calories so you'll lose lots of weight
If you consume sperm direct in its natural state
A spunkshake for brunch, a second for dinner
It's cheaper than slimfast so you're onto a winner

So don't be embarrassed, its nothing to hide
do it with gusto, do it with pride
Pump, pump, ejaculate
Jism's not junk, jism is great

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