Felis catus, Mmmmmmmm!

By Evan

I once ate a live cat while frolicking in the forest.

It tasted just like chicken.

But all the fur was hard to swallow.

I almost choked to death on the skull;

Next time I think I'll shave it;

and cut off its head before eating.

Maybe I'll cook it too;

It would be good fried;

with some potato salad.

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