Claire

By Jody

Sweet darling Claire, object of all my desire
You could light up my passions, make them burn like a fire
Claire you’re so special, you’re truly one of a kind
You could send me to elysian fields, you could blow my mind

If I was down, depressed or just a little bit blue
Life would seem much better when I thought of you
Even when I was happy I’d feel better all the while
At the sight of your body, your eyes or your smile

Gods honest truth, this is how you’d make me feel
As happy as a Finnish man clubbing a seal
As merry as a fat yank with a 12 inch hot dog
Or a sadomasochistic German with someone to flog

I’m not much to look at, not kind on the eye
I’m not outgoing, rather really quite shy
But like a peacock with plumage to proudly unfurl
You could see my inner beauty if you were my girl

You could drive me to murder if it helped me to show
How with each day that passes my feelings still grow
And I’d kill 1000’s barehanded if that’s what it took
To make you love me, but you couldn’t give a fuck.

You won’t give me a try, not one fucking chance
You pass me by daily with barely a glance
You walk past with friends, hardly know I exist
You’ve made me all miserable and fuck up my wrist

You’ve pissed me off Claire, I wish you were dead
But I love you too much so I’ll kill me instead
I no longer have feelings, don’t feel any more
Claire, piss off to hell, you syphilitic crackwhore

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