2 birds
By: r.c.fancher on 6/6/2006; 11:59 PM
After redecking the room by turning one of the walls into a mirror, he opened the bird cage to let his 2 parakeets fly around the room. Much relieved, both parakeets liberated themselves into the air, enjoying their arial view of the inside of the living room. "OOH Look down there! Our owner's easy chair! I haven't seen the drapes this close in so long!" One of them said "Hey look! there's another room just like this one! Let's go check this out!" & proceeded to beeline at full speed towards the other room. You can guess what happened......"BAM!!.............SPLAT!" His fellow cagemate landed at his side "You stupid!@$!$@#$@!##!!! What rock tought you how to fly?!" Barely conscious, the dazed conrad said "I don't get it. I saw this whole new room, & wanted to check it out & explore.." "Never mind the other room! Why didn't you see the other PARAKEET??!!!!"
adapted to story/joke form from a monologue
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