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Mystery Top 10 List By: Richard Davidson on 9/30/2008; 9:47 PM Hey everybody, let's play a little game. Can you guess what the category is for this top 10 list? I'll give you a clue: The answer is right above #1. But don't peek. That's wicked lame. Here are the answers: 10. Tell him, "I'll bet you won't kill me, you chicken." 9. Ask, "is that sharp?" 8. Try to sell him insurance. 7. Ask him if that was his mother you saw going into the hotel room, with the three sailors. 6. Recruit him for Amway. 5. Tell him there's an itchy spot on your back you just can't reach. 4. Quack like a duck. 3. Offer him the latest issue of Ladie's Home Journal. 2. Laugh, and say, "y'know there's only 10 chopping days left 'till Christmas." and the Number One Thing Not to do When Confronted by a Crazed Ax Murderer is: 1. Ask him to come out back, and slaughter the chickens.
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: R.A.B. on 3/24/2003; 4:53 AM ???
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: Daryl Del Rosario on 3/27/2003; 6:05 AM Is this Halloween? Or Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Or the Shining?
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: R.A.B. on 3/27/2003; 6:57 AM I don't know...Scary Movie?
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: Richard Davidson on 3/27/2003; 8:00 PM No, the answer is right above #1. I have to write a bunch of words, or it'll appear in the thread topic thingy. It's the Top 10 Things Not To Do When Confronted By An Ax Murderer It wasn't supposed to be hard. Just funny. I'm not very tricky; I just like to make people laugh, and then feel slightly ashamed.
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: R.A.B. on 3/27/2003; 8:07 PM Oh we thought it was some kind of event, movie or book. Oh well another time maybe.
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: Rachelle King on 3/28/2003; 1:51 AM I thought it was funny, Richard ol' pal. =)
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: Daryl Del Rosario on 3/28/2003; 5:42 AM Hehe, sorry, I should've taken it a bit more literally... Anyway, nice one... Look out behind you! He's got an axe! Aieee!
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: R.A.B. on 3/28/2003; 7:35 AM Arrrgghhh! Richard's the crazed axe murder that's why he posted this! Ruuunnnnnnn! *joke* =)
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: ScottN on 3/29/2003; 2:37 PM How long did it take you to figure that one out, R.A.B.? We've known about Richard's little... "problem"... for quite some time now! :-P
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: R.A.B. on 3/29/2003; 7:54 PM Hehehe...the thought occured to me before but I needed solid evidence. :D
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: Lincoln Ramirez on 3/31/2003; 1:26 AM "If you buy the premise, you buy the bit." - Johnny Carson. ;-)
RE: Mystery Top 10 List By: Richard Davidson on 3/31/2003; 9:58 PM Johnny was a freakin' genius, wasn't he?
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