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test By: Seth Dillingham on 8/9/2002; 6:42 PM testing...
Re: test By: Mark Morgan on 8/9/2002; 9:14 PM >testing... B+. Please remember to doublecheck your math next time, and completely erase any changes to your Scantron.
RE: test By: Bill Greenberg on 8/10/2002; 9:39 AM So how did we do on the test? Did we pass? WELLLLLLL? Come on! We sat up all night studying and drinking coffee. We let Richard Davidson make the last pot, and you can only imagine how that turned out. What with his irrational hatred for Starbucks and all. So he brings out this obscure Hawaiian blend and proceeds to pack so much of it into the filter that it's a wonder the water was able to get through AT ALL! So...did we pass? Rat bastards wouldn't even tell us the format. How the hell were we supposed to prepare? Essay questions, true/false, multiple guess... (I prefer the multiple guess format, myself. I can pass those tests all day long -- I don't even need to be able to speak the language to pass those things!) It's the waiting for the test results that drives me nuts. I mean seriously -- my future's at stake, here. Damn it, I need to know. Did we pass? Are we going to be admitted? Or will we be discharged? Are we pregnant? Do we have cancer? HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS, ANYONE? Why am I so damned WIRED? (I hate you, Richard. You AND your effing coffee. Save the filters -- collect enough and you can build a HOUSE with the Goddamned things!) Well, you know what? I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SILLY-ASSED TEST. Okay? I mean, you know, like, I'm just SICK of all this petty bullshit, man. This whole trip of, like, trying to weed people, you know? Like, see if we all conform to some psuedo-intellectual ideal, man. Like, you know, we somehow might not be good enough people if we can't pass your tests. What was that? You'll send the results by mail? Two to four weeks? Are you NUTS? I can't wait 2-4 WEEKS! What the hell's WRONG with you people? Can't you just GRADE the damned thing NOW? WELL? You know, Richard, thanks a lot. No really, seriously, thanks for all the extra pressure I didn't freaking need right now! Bottom line: this sicks, the story sucks, I suck, and so do you. And now everybody else knows it, too. Just LOOK at them, all sitting there in their cozy laps of luxury, wondering who this new asshole is, how he got here, where he came from and -- most importantly -- when is he going back there? So truthfully, I don't care if we passed the test or not. As long as we get one thing straight: IT'S ALL RICHARD DAVIDSON'S FAULT. Godless Commie Lib!
RE: test By: Seth Dillingham on 8/10/2002; 10:07 AM On 8/10/02, Bill Greenberg said: >What was that? You'll send the results by mail? Two to four weeks? >Are you NUTS? I can't wait 2-4 WEEKS! What the hell's WRONG with >you people? Can't you just GRADE the damned thing NOW? WELL? Ok, Bill, you passed with an irrational number as your final score.
RE: test By: ScottN on 8/10/2002; 3:23 PM That's OK. I was so negative, that I got an imaginary number as mine!
RE: test By: Richard Davidson on 8/12/2002; 10:17 AM Good you could make it out, Bill. The site will be better for your lunacy.
RE: test By: Mark Morgan on 8/12/2002; 2:38 PM Yeah, Bill, welcome to Unreason! Write something up for us, won't ya?
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