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Niggly Bop and the Quest for Toilet Paper Part ummmmmm 4 I think By: Evan on 12/27/2001; 10:00 PM Niggly Bop and Fred sat in a cell deep within the Poon's big jagged pointy rock. The rubber chickens had removed the licorice from them but had confiscated all of their supplies except for Niggly Bop's kazoo and the hogshead cheese. They apparently didn't think that those objects would be either dangerous or useful. In the cell adjacent to Niggly Bop's, there was a rather large goat who seemed even more displeased with his predicament then Fred and Niggly Bop were. There were two chickens guarding each cell, each carried a crossbow which held another rubber chicken whose beak had been heavily sharpened. After waiting around for a while, a short man in a green plaid bathrobe walked through the hole that led to the dungeon. He walked up to the goat's cell and began to interrogate the helpless quadruped. For the benefit of the reader all of the goat's braying will be translated into a comprehensible language, except that the goat's excessive profanities shall be replaced with the word schmoo. "What were you doing in my domain?" "I don't speak your schmoo language, you stupid schmoo schmoo. I'm a goat. I'm pretty schmoo smart so I can understand what the schmoo you are saying but you can't understand me, unless you speak goat." "You were spying on me weren't you?" "I just came to eat one of your schmoo chickens, it was schmoo delicious. I don't really care what the schmoo you are schmoo schmoo schmoo schmoo doing." "Its no good, he keeps playing dumb, do something evil to him, I've got to go open the hot dog stand." The chickens cluck back and forth with each other and decide what exactly would be the most evil thing to do to a goat. They feed him several dozen hotdogs, topped with highly alcoholic ketchup and shortly thereafter he passes out. They enter his cell and squeeze him into a tutu. "Well, what do we do now?" Niggly Bop asked Fred. "I guess we wait and we eat the hogshead cheese. If he doesn't let us go then we shall have to find a way to escape." So Niggly Bop sit around and eat a bit of the hogshead cheese. Niggly Bop considerably less than enthused about eating what amounts to seasoned lard. Eventually they fall asleep.
RE: Niggly Bop and the Quest for Toilet Paper Part ummmmmm 4 I think By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 12/30/2001; 7:05 AM hehehe POON
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