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Informercial Drinking Game
By: Brian Webber on 7/22/2001; 6:41 PM

Welcome to a game that is desgined by me.

-If the host has a British accent, take 1 drink.

-If the host is wearing a sweater, take 1 drink.

-If the co-host is a "celebrity" who hasn't worked in over a year, take a chug.

-Every time the host or co-host says "I've never seen anything like it, take 3 drinks.

-If the so-called wonder product is a primary color (red, blue, or yellow), take 1 drink.

-Chug every time you hear, "You must be crazy/insane/out of your mind!"

-Every time you hear "Not Available In Stores." take 2 drinks.

-If the infomercial is about a cleaning product, take 4 drinks.

-Every time a car is used in a demonstration take 2 drinks.

-Chug if the payment is just "3/4 easy installments of..."

-Take 3 drinks if the product is described as "multi-use/functional."

-Everytime an audience member is used for a demonstration, take 4 drinks.

-Take 2 chugs is Ron Popeil is the host.

-Take 2 drinks every time the host says "It's that simple/It's as simple as that." -If the hostess has big blonde hair, take 3 drinks.

-If the product is an "ancient (fill in name of country here) discovery", take 4 drinks.

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These ones below are for music collection infomercials only.

-If the host is a former VJ, take 3 drinks.

-If the collection is "cheaper than buying all those CDs.", take 2 drinks.

-If the CDs/Cassettes, come in one big box, take 2 drinks.

-If the collection is decade related (70s, 80s, 50s) take 4 drinks.

-If the host calls it "The most complete collection of _____ songs anywhere!", chug.

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RE: Informercial Drinking Game
By: Brian Carnell on 7/22/2001; 8:45 PM

At 09:40 PM 7/22/2001, The Rabid Duck wrote:

>Quack Quack Quack!!!!!!!!!

Okay, that wasn't even funny the first time around.

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