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VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Kaju Sarkar on 5/15/2001; 10:06 PM Due to some circumstances, I have made the decision to leave "Voices of Unreason " and free it of myself.This decision was made on my own and I do not want any body to come after me about this.(Like somebody would, really)Well goodbye, and keep those pieces coming in. The future of this site looks Super good (and I take back the comment I made on the Freshman writers from "the lady" in Lusiana)They are welcome.I will not post any more pieces , by the way, Mark, plaese take down Sterling as soon as you can and terminate My account. Keep Writing & God bless, This is KaJu .............. SAYING GOODBYE. *cries a little*
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Aradia on 5/15/2001; 11:04 PM Kaju - If you are serious about leaving Unreason, you must be aware that you can delete your own pieces. Just view it as a message, and delete it. On another note, Mark has asked me to pass along the note that he will be offline indefinitely. He is going to be moving again in a month's time, and is uncertain as to when he will be online again. I, too, shall be offline indefinitely, as I am moving at the end of this month. Send all happy-Mark thoughts this way by the 25th (well, email them). Don't worry, Mark will return...and so will I! For what meager comfort that last thought offers... That does mean no flame wars, though. We'll all be good boys and girls, right? Right. Laters - Aradia
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Dorothy Marie on 5/16/2001; 12:33 PM NO CHAPERONES!!! =D
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/16/2001; 1:07 PM No supervision, time to set things on fire.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: ScottN on 5/16/2001; 9:21 PM NO CHAPERONES!!! =D Even though I was grounded for this the last time Mark went away.... WHERE'S THE PARTY????? :-)
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/17/2001; 8:54 PM Okay, I can have twister and some howler monkeys ready for the party. I'll take full responsibility because I can't be grounded since I don't go anywhere. Mwahhhaaaahhhaaaaaa!!!! Having a virtually non-existent social life has its advantages. Okay who is going to bring food? We won't eat the howler monkeys unless we're really desperate. They are here to play twister with us, not to get eaten. Oh I can also get some balloons for the party, and those little things that you blow on them and the thingy uncoils, darn I can't remember what they're called, I can have some of those too. Ooh we need to coat the floor with canola oil so that we can go skating after playing twister. Hmm, oh yes live chickens are also fun at any party. Its so much fun running around with a chicken on your head or chasing one with a net. Maybe a piniata would be fun too? Anybody else have any ideas?
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 5/17/2001; 12:10 PM GREAT GLOVES OF CHICKEN FROZEN SINGING BOYS ARE WEIRD
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/17/2001; 8:57 PM Ooh we need one more thing. Pyrotechnics, I have some fireworks in my closet. Of course if we wanted something bigger and prettier I can build an atomic bomb but somebody else needs to get the uranium. And perhaps some bananas to keep the monkeys happy and some Dr. Pepper because it tastes good and makes me hallucinate.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Aradia on 5/17/2001; 10:48 PM Well, kiddies, if it's any consolation...Mark may or may not check in by any given Sunday at any given time over the summer. I may or may not do the same. Oh, and don't forget the secret survelliance cameras I hid. Now, Scott, I expect you to be on your best behaviour, and to set a proper example for the children. Don't let things get out of hand.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: ScottN on 5/18/2001; 12:55 AM Now, Scott, I expect you to be on your best behaviour, and to set a proper example for the children. Don't let things get out of hand. As the clown said in Star Trek Voyager... "Drat".
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/18/2001; 10:25 AM Okay, no atomic bomb but I guess the rest of the stuff is okay isn't it? I mean what harm could coating the floor with canola oil or playing twister with a bunch of howler monkeys do?
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/18/2001; 10:30 AM Surveillance cameras eh. Let's see what sort of countermeasures I can come up with. Ahh I know, we could coat everything in the room with chunky peanut butter, except for the floor which I still think should be covered with canola oil to facilitate skating. I guess we'll have to make Saturday clean up day, and Sunday recovery from party and howler monkey hiding day; just in case Mark or Aradia show up.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Dorothy Marie on 5/18/2001; 4:58 PM CANOLA OIL is so much better than SOY BEAN OIL! Stay away from that stuff! Oh, right... what to bring... well. I can bring some BLUE CRYSTALS! They are non-toxic and very legal, and after ingesting two of the crystals you will be peeing blue and green for days! Yeah, and I'll bring some brownies, too. They will be Soyless, naturally. Someone bring a pooper-scooper for the howler monkeys.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Kaju Sarkar on 5/18/2001; 9:37 PM DAMMMIT , OKAY I"M BACK WRITING VERY RADICAL PIECES AND JAMMING VERY HARD.ANY BODY INTERESTED IN MUSIC CAN COME TO ME ANYBODY IS WELCOME.EXCEPT PETER" THAT DARNED BRITISH BOY"AS TO QUOTE DOROTHY. I AM BACK AND WILL WRECK HAVOC . YESSSSS START THE PARTY ............... I WILL BRING THE ROLLER SKATES.AND CHIE BRING THE FROZEN CHICKEN .AND I WILL BRING A NORWEGIAN POP SINGER FOR ADDED ENTERTAINMENT.I LOVE YOU ALLLL ..............EVAN YOU LOOKED GREAT IN YOUR TUX.AND I 'M SO GLAD YOU WILL STAY IN LOUSIANA.AND I WILL BRING SOME INDIAN MUSIC "TUNAK TUNAK TUN" TO START WITH.YESSSSSSSSSSSS............ =) kaju the RADICAL MONKEY (THAT'S MY NEW NAME)
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/19/2001; 8:10 PM Okay I can have a pooper scooper for the howler monkeys but they had better not be doing that while we are playing twister, that could get a little bit messy. Well if the crystals make us pee green and yellow, I guess I should get some nice snowball juice, which makes turds the color of the juice. Its weird but fun pooping green.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/19/2001; 8:14 PM Not roller skates Kaju, we shall simply be skating around on the floor using regular shoes thanks to canola oil. You're bringing a Norwegian pop star? Will he be playing twister with us? Tell him Yai Yo Gaul when you see him. That means I am crazy! in Norwegian.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Dorothy Marie on 5/20/2001; 12:06 AM Okay, Kaju. Welcome back to the party. I'm hungry. Who brought the triplets? You know, those genetically engineered popcorn machines? Yeah, I want some. I brought an alien typewriter. "Welcome to Annexia." Wow, late night SciFi Channel films are strange and really get stuck in your head. Tunak Tunak Tun is really too strange. I'll just have to bring my techno. Dance to Daft Punk. They're really robots, you know. Party on Wayne. Party on Garth.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/20/2001; 1:08 PM I'll see about getting Rob, Ron and Rick to attend the party to crank out some popcorn. As for late night sci-fi channel movies, some of those do get really stuck in my mind too. Have you ever seen The Lobster Man from Mars or Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Those were some of the strangest movies I've ever seen and also hilarious because they were so off the wall. Mystery Science Theater 3000 also sticks in my brain which can get annoying since I have random quotes wandering through my mind like "table dog purple liquify" "All the trees look the same I can't remember which one I live in!" "I love pulling my gun when I go into my own apartment, it scares my cats half to death." "Uh oh, milk!" "Hurl dairy products." "Normal View, Noorrrmalll View, Noorrrmalll Vieeeewwwww!!!!" "And then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest; but I'm not an alien." Those run through my head more or less at random. It is strange, I can remember all these quotes but can barely remember what I had for breakfast. Oh and for music I can bring my Jimmy Buffet CD if I can find it. Its the only CD I own and I often have trouble finding it. Or I could borrow some of my parents oldies or disco cds, those are a lot of fun. I can treat you guys to my impersonation of the beegees. Its apparently very amusing, Its one of three things that made the austere assistant scout master Mr. Sundberg laugh. One of the others was the vendetta against Mr. Orechwa's spoon, which got repeatedly chopped up by a garbage disposal, accidnetly or so we claimed. I'm not really sure whether the spoon ended up on purpose but its always fun to talk about the spoon.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Dorothy Marie on 5/20/2001; 1:37 PM I've SEEN Lobster Men from Mars AND KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!! ahh! Killer Klowns was the stupidest movie i have ever seen, though. Let's go suck out their cotton candy brains with big straws! woo! And I watch Mystery Science Theater 2000 and 3000! Grand! I'll bring the big screen to the party and we'll watch THE TWILIGHT ZONE!
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Mark Morgan on 5/20/2001; 3:04 PM Ahem. By "a brief time" I of course meant "two weeks and maybe more, I dunno." World Domination Central is on the move. To where? I don't know. Man, one little accident with roaming lions and people take it so personally... In reality, if you live in Portland, Oregon I am looking for a place to live, immediately. I have a job at a stable company, and I promise not to let the nanobots near the refrigerator. Honest. A brief personal note The First Advisor and I are no longer in contact. Kelly, the person behind the nom-de-plume, has been my friend for over a decade. Last Thursday she decided to end it. There's not much more to say about it, both to protect her privacy and because honestly I don't completely understand what happened. It's been a long week, folks. For the site:
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/20/2001; 6:17 PM I've never heard of Mystery Science Theater 2000. I watch a lot of 3000 though. I wish they would air the old ones that I haven't seen but apparently they aren't going to. I can bring some tapes of it. Let's see what I have tapes of, I Was a Teenage Werewolf (where a lot of those quotes I did come from, I watch it over and over and over and over one of my favorites), Diabolik (the last one, Table dog purple liquify and Wisconsin kills speeders!!!), Mitchell (Last one with Joel), Gunslinger (good but not memorable except for the discussion about quantum physics in relation to the movie) Manos: The Hands of Fate (Does this bug you? I'm not touching you!), Parts: The Clonus Horror (Peter Graves and a lot of making fun of Biography), This Island Earth (The one that was labeled as Mystery Science Theater 3000 the Movie. Its very good. I especially liked the secret government eggo project.) I think that's all of the good ones that I have on tape, of course I can always tape more. So we can party until June 15 according to Mark's post so let's get the stuff together and have the party. Its less than a month but I guess that's long enough to have a good party.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/20/2001; 6:26 PM What about the monkeys? I assume you are not referring to my monkeys, Mark? My howler monkeys will be perfect gentlesimians while playing twister with us (other than the random defecation and the deafening howls of course).
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Kaju Sarkar on 5/20/2001; 7:47 PM okay guys, here i go.i really need some help... this is to all of you who have heard Rammstein's duhast . does naybody know how they do their havy beats in the song?i mean the heavy techno rhythm.is it live percussion or some kinda electronic mixer o rsomething like that.oh by the way , does it also say, du hast mich ,and then somehting. i know i am not making much sense but my mind is on overdrive right now an will remain so for about 3 weeks.i am wrting very radical pieces which are on their way right now.I am emerging as a new bing in these weeks. no kidding.OVERDRIVE BABY OVERDRIVE..... KAJU THE raadical monkey
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Dorothy Marie on 5/21/2001; 8:12 PM I've seen the one about THE KILLER BEES that respond to this tonic by stinging to death whatever smells of the liquid. Weird, huh? I'LL KILL YOU BEES WITH MY SNAZZY BROWN PLAID OVERVEST! Thanks for telling us, Mark. I hope you find a very nice box to live in. If not, you can always skip on over to Louisiana and use my box for a while. It once contained a big screen T.V. and is fully furnished with tables, beds, chairs, and their appropriate linens. I do need to find a better architecture, though. The chandelier is causing the ceiling to droop a bit when it rains.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Kaju Sarkar on 5/21/2001; 8:37 PM help me .. i am drowning... i will reincarnate myself.. kaju the radical monkey
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/21/2001; 8:53 PM Ooh that bee one was good, of course all the MST3K's were good except for maybe Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, I didn't find that one very funny. Oh Mark, my family is moving to Baton Rouge soon so you could conceivably buy our house. Located on the outskirts of scenic Plaquemine, this lovely three bedroom, three and a half bath home is perfect for anyone It is situated on a 4 acre lot lush with greenery and a bamboo forest in the back. Price is negotiable but not with me but let me know if you are interested.
Re: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Matthew Patterson, the Paranoid Minister on 5/21/2001; 9:02 PM Mark, do not repeat not get within ten miles of Plaquemine. Or all of Louisiana, for that matter. We're currently experiencing a bit of a reality vacuum here, as evidenced by these newspaper articles: http://www.theadvocate.com/news/story.asp?StoryID=21644 and http://www.theadvocate.com/news/story.asp?StoryID=21385. Best stay away from the area until these problems can be corrected. With extreme prejudice, if necessary.
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 5/21/2001; 11:04 PM <transmission> <comment> og heden </comment> <end transmission>
Re: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Evan on 5/22/2001; 2:20 PM Be quiet Matthew Patterson, you are ruining my sales pitch!!! Besides, reality is highly overrated. Seriously consider moving here. Please!!!!!
RE: VERY IMPORTANT : I AM VERY SERIOUS : VERY IMPORTANT By: Brian Webber on 5/23/2001; 3:50 PM Brian, if you will temporarily suspend posting short items, I will try and set up a personal area for you. It will be your own weblog/journal space. Sure.
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