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Felis catus, Mmmmmmmm!
By: Evan on 10/21/2001; 5:25 PM

I once ate a live cat while frolicking in the forest.

It tasted just like chicken.

But all the fur was hard to swallow.

I almost choked to death on the skull;

Next time I think I'll shave it;

and cut off its head before eating.

Maybe I'll cook it too;

It would be good fried;

with some potato salad.

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RE: Felis catus, Mmmmmmmm!
By: Brian Webber on 5/10/2001; 3:29 AM

Oh that is just fucking sick! I'm puking over here!

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RE: Felis catus, Mmmmmmmm!
By: Evan on 5/10/2001; 11:37 AM

Well I'm terribly sorry if I've offended you. Just for the record, this is a poem I have never actually eaten a live cat. Its intended to be humorous, despite its ickiness.

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RE: Felis catus, Mmmmmmmm!
By: Dorothy Marie on 5/10/2001; 12:54 PM

Saurcraut?

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RE: Felis catus, Mmmmmmmm!
By: Evan on 5/10/2001; 3:05 PM

nope I'm not really partial to the leafy condiments, especially not on fried food. Maybe some dipping sauce?

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