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Anyone ever ponder the profound questions of life? By: Evan on 4/30/2001; 7:26 AM I do and the one thing that always seems to stump me is "How does Darth Vader Poop?" Is it an automated process? Does a little drawer pop out and he empties it into a receptacle? Or does he simply do it like normal people? Its like the how many licks to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop question, the world may never know (actually I did experiment with the tootsie pop and for me it takes 47 licks to get to the cneter of the tootsie pop but it probably varies based on tongue size).
RE: Anyone ever ponder the profound questions of life? By: Dorothy Marie on 4/30/2001; 6:03 PM Yeah! And the tootsie pop thing... I always wanted to run an experiment on that, but the fact that it is composed mainly of soy and soy products kept me from performing it personally. Good job, Evan! Here's a question for you: Why is the Trix rabbit the cover character for Trix cereal if he's never even tried it himself! For all he knows, he could be endorsing flavored cow paddys that the company CALLS cereal. I don't think it is too good of a business transaction on his part, and the Rabbit should quit and go work for Scotts grass company.
RE: Anyone ever ponder the profound questions of life? By: Evan on 4/30/2001; 7:04 PM The Trix rabbit has actually eaten it once or twice. However he was still advertising it beforehand so he wasn't that smart. I am kind of surprised he hasn't hurt anyone in his pursuit of the cereal, my bunny used to always bite people. He caused some serious gashes in my brother's shoulder.
RE: Anyone ever ponder the profound questions of life? By: ScottN on 5/11/2001; 9:30 PM Here are a couple of my favorites: And of course, the greatest imponderable of all,
RE: Anyone ever ponder the profound questions of life? By: Evan on 5/11/2001; 9:37 PM the knife no that's only if the mime shoots you. depends whether or not it survives the fall. If it survives its not litter. I don't know why we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway.
RE: Anyone ever ponder the profound questions of life? By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 5/12/2001; 12:01 PM my nose runs and my feet smell... thanks all star
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