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The Secrets to Leading a Happy Life By: Evan on 10/21/2001; 5:49 PM It seems to me that people stress out a bit too much about what goes on in life. I've found that in general I tend to be a lot happier than other people and I think I've figured out why and I'm going to share it. 1. Ignore the majority of society's rules and only obey those that make sense personally to you as long as you do not harm anyone. A lot of society's rules are ridiculous. For example, why am I not allowed to stick pencils up my nose? I don't stick the pointy in first or shove them forcibly so there is no danger of doing any damage to my internal piping. 2. Take pleasure in the simple things in life, like the squishy sound of feet through the mud, or facial contortions in the mirror. If people say what you are doing is stupid, pity them as they have matured (Why do people think that is a good thing?) to the point where they are beyond such pleasures. 3. Attempt to make others happy, you'll cheer yourself up in the process. 4. Grow intellectually but always remain a child, because as long as you do, the world will remain a wonderous place. 5. Optional- Fry your memory with an electric shock so you can't remember the bad things. This part is helpful but not really neccessary as it could possibly damage your nervous system, even though it was a lot of fun when I stuck my fingers in those electric sockets. 6. NEVER, EVER, EVER, drink milk that's past the expiration date and has lumps floating in it!!!!!! Trust me!!!!!!!! Well that's all the philosophy I care to wax at the moment, although I may think of more to add to this later.
RE: The Secrets to Leading a Happy Life By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 4/25/2001; 10:15 PM i electrocuted myself once... it realy felt good... all the people at school know this :-p hehe and have heard it a million times esp shahla I was unplugging the fan and i touched one side of the plug... good thing not both but it felt like i was a pool of water which was waving in a graceful cosine pattern i liked it. :)
RE: The Secrets to Leading a Happy Life By: Evan on 4/26/2001; 7:29 AM Electrocution is fun. Maybe about a fourth my grade shocked themselves on the electric socket in the floor of Mrs. Hebert's room (which is now Mr. Harper's room if anybody at Episcopal is interested in electrocuting themselves) but I touched two electric sockets at once. It was a lot of fun but the rest of my class had to pull me off because I lost voluntary nerve function while being shocked. I was on the sockets for about 30 seconds.
RE: The Secrets to Leading a Happy Life By: Sharon Marlene Murphy on 11/15/2007; 2:12 PM Evan, what a wonderful statement---Grow intellectually but always remain a child, because as long as you do, the world will remain a wonderous place!!!! The child in me is always looking for water puddles, "I am smart enough to know i should avoid them, buttttttttttttt, the child in me goes for them, by foot or by car!! yea hawwwwwwwww, happy happy joy joy!!!!
RE: The Secrets to Leading a Happy Life By: Sharon Marlene Murphy on 11/15/2007; 2:12 PM Evan, what a wonderful statement---Grow intellectually but always remain a child, because as long as you do, the world will remain a wonderous place!!!! The child in me is always looking for water puddles, "I am smart enough to know i should avoid them, buttttttttttttt, the child in me goes for them, by foot or by car!! yea hawwwwwwwww, happy happy joy joy!!!!
RE: The Secrets to Leading a Happy Life By: Sharon Marlene Murphy on 11/15/2007; 2:18 PM ps, Evan, the child in me also likes to repeat herself!!!!!!! lol sorrrrrrrrrrrrry, """"step away from the buttoms!!!!""""
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