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Usage of Quotes 4 By: Brian Webber on 10/22/2001; 1:23 PM You can see some pretty funny sh*t on bumper stickers nowadays. Below is a list of some of my favorites. "Everytime A Republican Dies A Queer Angel Gets Their Wings." - Unknown "Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ." - Unknown "Humans aren't the only species on Earth. We just act like it." - Unknown "Support your right to arm bears." - Unknown "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder, Cameraman "Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people... it is true that most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill "My Karma ran over your Dogma." - Unknown "It'll be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber." - Unknown "God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." - Unknown "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together." - Unknown "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." - Unknown Here's a great line from one of the best epsiodes of The X-Files, placed here for no reason in particular. Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage." - Someguy from The X-Files episode Jose Chung's From Outer Space "Out! Out, you demons of stupidity!" - Dogbert Some of the people I have met in my life have made me want to scream tis very phrase at the top of my lungs. Often it's at the dumbass on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire who doesn't know that Mercury is the only planet in our solar system without any moons, or the dumbass who doesn't know that President McKinley was assassinated, or the idiot I used to work with at the movie theatre who thought Dante's Inferno was an expansion pack for Diablo II. Have you ever met people who were so stupid it made you want to cry? That is my life ladies and gentlemen. When I do meet someone as smart or smarter than me, I bow to them as though they were Gods, because it happens so infrequently. Unfortuneatley most of them don't like ME very much. :-( "Please provide the date of your death." - From an actual IRS letter This is why I don't belive JFK's assassination was a Government conspiracy. How can a Government behind a letter like THAT possibly be behind a complex conspiracy? It's easier to believe in the Tooth Fairy. "The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of speech! Is it okay to say that?" - Ratbert Sometimes I wonder. I mean, Presidnetial certainly don't get the benefits of freedom fo speech and opinion. Remember back when George Bush Sr. said he didn't like Broccoli? Remember the resulting uproar? The man was involved in Iran-Contra, and the sale of poisoned baby food to thrid world countries, and THIS is what the people attack him on? It's like when the Republicans made fun of Clinton for liking fast food. Too bad the Conservodumbasses weren't smart to realize that just about everybody on the planet except for thrid world countries and heatlh nuts EAT fast food. Where's this freedom of speech I've been hearing about? It's like the Eminem issue. What gives me the right to say that I can say whatever I want but he can't? That's not how Free Speech works. I'm a free speech absolutist, for aesthetic reasons rather than politcal ones. The answer to so-called bad speech is more speech, not more censorship. "Not to be unkind, but nitpicking this episode requires all the finesse of fishing with dynamite." - Phil Farrand, The Nitpicker's Guide For X-Philes My obligatory Guild reference. "Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." - Unknown This is why I generally ignore film critic's reviews of comedies. I mean, how can YOU possibly know what I find funny? "As one whose husband and mother-in-law have both died the victims of murder assassination, I stand firmly and unequivocally opposed to the death penalty for those convicted of capital offenses. An evil deed is not redeemed by an evil deed of retaliation. Justice is never advanced in the taking of a human life. Morality is never upheld by legalized murder." - Coretta Scott King I think Mrs. King was VERY brave to be so honest about this issue. And I agree with her wholeheartedly. (Most of the people here who are familiar with my writings at Nitcentral know I am against the Death Penalty). "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, circa 1981
RE: Usage of Quotes 4 By: josh luzania on 1/7/2005; 5:52 PM You know, Venus doesn't have any moons either.
RE: Usage of Quotes 4 By: ScottN on 1/7/2005; 11:46 PM "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, circa 1981 Sorry, that's an Urban Legend. Wired story.
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