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Personality Quiz By: Evan on 4/6/2001; 7:43 PM Personality Test This test will assess your personality based on the answers to the following questions. 1. If you suddenly gained the ability to read and alter people's thoughts (perhaps from an electrical shock, what would you use your powers for? a. attract members of the opposite sex b. take control of the minds of all world leaders c. cheat at board games and cards d. all of the above 2. Which animal would you prefer to be bitten by? a. squirrel b. tiger c. elephant d. all of the above 3. You are out on a date and fart. What do you say? a. Heh, Heh, I farted. b. That guy needs to ease up on the beans. (pointing at another person) c. Excuse me. d. all of the above 4. You find a man lying in the street with a big gash in his chest which is spewing out blood. Do you a. duct tape the wound closed b. pour lemon juice into the wound to increase his pain c. find a phone and call 911 d. all of the above 5. What would you do for a Klondike Bar? a. run through a petting zoo naked b. detonate a nuclear bomb in the production studio of the Teletubbies c. pat your head and rub your tummy simultaneously d. all of the above 6. If you had one day to live, how would you spend the time. a. procreating as much as possible b. committing random crimes because you can't be punished c. say goodbye to loved ones. d. all of the above. 7. What should we do with a drunken sailor? a. submerge him in jello b. disembowl him c. put him in a long boat till he's sober d all of the above 8. a black needle rush is a. a pointy thingy that causes happiness b. a tibettan form of torture c. a variety of salt-water marsh grass d. all of the above 9. If you and one other person fell out of a plane at 50000 feet, which of these items would you rather have? a. your rubber ducky b. a gun, to insure the other guy dies first c. a parachute d. all of the above 10. If you had to kill someone to save the universe, how would you kill them? a. make them watch episodes of Avonlea, until it kills them or they kill themselves. b. peel off the top layer of their skin with a potato peeler and then dip them in a vat of rubbing alcohol. Repeat until person is dead. c. explain the situation and ask the person how they would like to be killed. d. all of the above 11. Why? a. because we like you b. because I say so c. why not? d. all of the above Scroll down for answers Mostly A's- You are either demented, horny or both. Mostly B's- You are evil incarnate Mostly C's- You are pretty conventional for the most part (there is no such thing as a truly normal person but you are pretty close) Mostly D's- You are either an idiot who assumes all of the above is the correct answer to any question or you have multiple personalities. He He I'm mostly A's. I'm demented!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!! Being crazy is fun!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Personality Quiz By: Dorothy Marie on 4/8/2001; 1:34 PM If Andrew were to take this quiz, he would be all B's. What else could he be? He is SATAN for goodness sakes! *winks*
RE: Personality Quiz By: PJ Caroon on 4/8/2001; 3:56 PM I got 4 a's, 4 c's, and 3 b's. Does that mean that im conventionally insane with a twinge of evil?
RE: Personality Quiz By: Evan on 4/8/2001; 4:18 PM Well that sounds right to me.
RE: Personality Quiz By: Evan on 4/8/2001; 4:22 PM Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Gibberish so that People who haven't taken the quiz don't know what the letters mean. If the person knows what the letters mean it skews the results. I've only actually met one person who was mostly B's (that reminds me, I've got to file that restraining order) Winston Scollard. I haven't seen him molesting any badgers or anything so he may have been lying when he answered the quiz questions.
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