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Time Trip
By: Sam Marston on 10/22/2001; 8:26 PM

I built a machine for travlin through time,
a manipulator of space, my own design.
I took my chance,
grabbed asbestos-lined pants,
and hopped into the eternal twine.

I met the inventor DeVenchi,
I ment Napolean, short Frenchi,
I sat in the rain
with my friend Mark Twain,
And smelled Ghengis Khans Stenchi.

I went to Shakespear's playes to heckle.
Met that dude who's on the nickel,
Played cards with Jesus,
I had four threesus,
and beat him out of a sheckle.

I had a big lunch with president Taft,
Convinced Bill Clinton to dodge the Draft,
Gave some candy
To a starving Ghandi,
And rode in a post-Titantic raft.

I saw the un ruined ruins of ancient Rome,
Then I turned around and went home.
I enjoyed time travlin a bunch,
but its time for lunch,
and my momma is makin calzones.

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RE: Time Trip
By: Dorothy Marie Koveal on 12/24/2000; 12:55 AM

i love calzones!

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RE: Time Trip
By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 12/25/2000; 10:06 PM

perfect. food must rule over all.
*ahem*
well then.

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RE: Time Trip
By: Richard Davidson on 1/13/2001; 3:49 PM

Excellent, light and funny entry. I'm so happy I could just die. I think I'll live, though, for no other reason than to annoy others. I thank you for a great read!

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