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And now, the next president of the United States...STROM THURMOND!! By: Ben Cohen on 11/11/2000; 10:08 PM Okey doke. In the event that this election is still tied up in the court system by inauguration day, then Dennis Hastert will be sworn in as prez. In the event that Denny is unable to take office, STROM THURMOND will become our 43rd president! Yeah, you heard me. To make matters worse, in the event that Ole' Strombo is unable to take office, then JESSE HELMS will become prez 43! Ahhh! Whoever is losing by the end of next week when all the absentee ballots are counted in Florida better damn well concede, or else it's possible (though not exactly likely) that one of those two nuts will be our ruler. I can see it now: Strom:I do declare that my first act as president will be to make the position of grand dragon an official cabinet post... Ugh. Makes you sick just thinking about it.
Re: And now, the next president of the United States...STROM THURMOND!! By: Brian Carnell on 11/11/2000; 11:20 PM >ur 43rd president! Yeah, you heard me. To make matters worse, in the event >that Ole' Strombo is unable to take office, then JESSE HELMS will become >prez 43! Ahhh! Whoever is losing by the end of next week when all the >absentee ballots are counted in Florida better damn well concede, or else >it's possible (though not exactly likely) that one of those two nuts will >be our ruler. Strom would be boring, but I personally would love to see Helms in the job. For the past 8 years you've had Clinton go nuts with these executive orders and liberal Democrats and others defend every time he uses them to usurp the power of the Congress and states. It would be hilarious to watch liberals run in terror as a right wing as opposed to left wing nut started exercising those powers (and yes, technically the real abuse of executive orders began with Reagan, but Clinton really took that precedent and ran with it in ways that even Reagan would have been embarassed at).
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