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How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Evan on 10/21/2001; 3:43 PM Long term exposure to people often causes a good deal of mental anguish for the people in question. Nowhere is this more true than with siblings. A brother and/or sister can often get on one's nerves after a while and sometimes be mean and nasty apparently on purpose. This guide is a list of suggested methods for annoying siblings when apologies for their actions are not forthcoming. 1. Follow them around and stare at them wherever they go. 2. Sing a song to them. Particularly annoying songs when sung over and over are I am Henry the Eighth I am, Ick Von Schpielman, My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean, or The Bob the Foo Song. 3. Continually poke them and jump backwards if they attempt to retaliate. 4. The silent treatment works if they talk to you at all during the course of the day. Whenever they say something to you, stick your fingers in years and start chanting "I'm not Listening! I'm not Listening! I'm not Listening!". 5. Keep saying "Kill the pig cut his/her throat, spill his blood!" 6. Play the kazoo. 7. Create imaginary shadow puppet people and tell the offending sibling that the puppets are crying out for his/her blood. 8. Find some dirty socks and begin rubbing them in the sibling's hair, jumping backwards if any sort of retaliation is attempted. 9. Continually smack the person with latex gloves (especially good if they have previously been used to disect something). 10. If the sibling has any things that they don't want you to mess with, mess with them. Ie. use their hairbrush or toothbrush. If all of these things have failed to get sibling to apologize for the previous wrongdoing or have caused the sibling to begin running at you with a knife, contact your parent or guardian immediately.
RE: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Matthew Patterson, the Paranoid Minister on 7/17/2001; 10:08 PM 5. Keep saying "Kill the pig cut his/her throat, spill his blood!" That is evil. Well, mostly that book, not driving your sibling crazy. Oh, and do you want this published?
RE: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Evan on 7/17/2001; 10:20 PM Yes please I always forget to say that. That book was pretty evil. Of course you've got the even more evil Heart of Darkness coming up for your junior year, unless they've changed what books juniors read.
Re: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Matthew Patterson on 7/17/2001; 10:53 PM I don't know a thing about what we'll be reading next year. I don't know what's on the curriculum, I don't know if the rules are different for AP, and I don't know what Mrs. Oulton likes and dislikes regarding literature. _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com
Re: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Katy Kat on 7/18/2001; 8:20 PM Question here... are we talking juniors in college here. or juniors in high school? Another way to drive a sibling crazy; walk up and kick them for no reason, then scream 'MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, he/she kicked me for no reason!!!'
Re: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Evan on 7/18/2001; 8:47 PM There are an infinite number of ways to drive siblings crazy. These ways just seem to be effective on my extremely obstinate brother who refuses to apologize for picking on me or implying that I'm a sissy (Anyone else can imply it if they want, I just like getting him to apologize and say please and thank you because he never does it and he's always picking on me.). After about a half an hour of this sort of stuff he either starts trying to hit me which I dodge for a bit and then he apologizes because he can't take it anymore. Oh and Matthew Patterson is going to be a junior in high school as are a whole bunch of other people here.
Re: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 7/18/2001; 10:39 PM Like MOI! *jumps for admonition...* :-p Good news!! Meg is getting engaged to Stuart Mills!! They're gonna get married next summer (for those who dont know, meg be my sister who does NOT look like me) so as I'm going to be le maid of honour, I shall be bach in towne! Also: My parents have given Meg the TV and the N64: ie, until we move, I shall me movie-less, and game-less. Therefore any invitations are very welcome!!! I also do have a blockbuster $20 giftcard that I want to use up... So movies might be on me... maybe :-D ANNnnndddd... For those other times when I'm all alone, I've compiled this simple diagram of things I plan to do, and suggest anyone who is bored to also do for their enjoyment! 
Re: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Kaju Sarkar on 7/18/2001; 11:21 PM oh man ...i am happy i am happy that i am away from u .. and congratularions to meg and stuart... Kaju
FutureBlown Child Sight By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 1/19/2002; 12:17 PM Ooh... if i change the Subject it looks like a new thread... yet... it still shows in the old!! COOL... By the way, I did the background in PaintShopPro... and Scanned a white sheet I wrote on, and then tried combining the two... but I never finished b/c my trial ran out
RE: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 7/19/2001; 1:18 PM I liked lord of the flies!! I liked it a lot!!
Re: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Evan on 7/20/2001; 5:52 PM Bomb making sounds like fun but my parents don't approve of bombmaking. On the other hand I have at least five pounds of black powder. Now I've just got to figure out what to blow up. Hmmm what would explode in the most satisfying manner?
RE: WHAT? By: Katy Kat on 7/20/2001; 9:55 PM Good poem, but I must have missed something yesterday as to why we have a poem on this sibling thread. Great poem Chie. As for bomb making... Well my family you might say has some experience in that area. After my mom discovered my bros making napalm on the stove it was all in the open from then on.
RE: WHAT? By: Kaju Sarkar on 7/20/2001; 11:34 PM umm hey is this site "by invitaion only??
RE: WHAT? By: Mark Morgan on 7/21/2001; 12:01 PM "By invitation only"? No; why do you ask? And Katy, the best part about the system underyling this site (Conversant) is that we can publish that poem wherever Chie puts it. Try it out, they've got a free version that anyone can afford. And yes, I know I haven't gotten your authorship set up yet, so nobody can publish your writings yet. Work on that is In Progress Even As We Speak.
Re: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 7/21/2001; 12:32 PM yehehe! CUt the core out of a bunch of srooms and put the powder inside. add a fuse and voila! a shroombomb! of smaller proportions! Darn conversant and you mark! *tries to scheme up another way to destroy the orderliness of VoU* KIDDING!
RE: WHAT? By: Mark Morgan on 7/21/2001; 12:47 PM And yes, I know I haven't gotten your authorship set up yet, so nobody can publish your writings yet. Work on that is In Progress Even As We Speak. Anybody know what I'm talking about, since Katy's bio is right where it belongs?
RE: WHAT? By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 7/21/2001; 12:57 PM napalm:styrofoam and gas *cant remember the glycerine one... it makes a cool flammable gel...* Cool toilet bowl floating fire thing: leather protectant &silicon gel... and something i forogt... makes a nice pancake you light afire and set in your toilet for a pleasant surprise. well fueld *wink* oh i forget the rest *doesnt want mark to get arrested*
Re: WHAT? By: Matthew Patterson on 7/21/2001; 5:05 PM > Anybody know what I'm talking about, since Katy's bio is right where it > belongs (/authors/katykat)? There's someone else you haven't set up yet, though it totally escapes my mind who it is. _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com
Re: WHAT? By: Mark Morgan on 7/21/2001; 5:10 PM Jody. Maybe others, over the past few months. We really need a way to discover these things. <pooh>Think, think, think...
RE: WHAT? By: Evan on 7/21/2001; 6:40 PM Napalm can also be made by mixing soap with gasoline. Hmm a shroom bomb whould be intersting but there are none in my neighborhood. Perhaps a roadkill bomb. I'm sure I can find a dead coypu (what most people call nutria even though nutria is actually the term for the pelt of the animal) and fill it with the powder.
RE: WHAT? By: Kaju Sarkar on 7/21/2001; 7:59 PM oh man //this is getting scary ..now i am gogin to start making this stuff and then "16 year old boy gets killed making bombs:police try to uncover clues" and" Whole apartemt campus gets blown up due to homemade bombs"
RE: WHAT? By: Evan on 7/21/2001; 8:33 PM Its quite simple to avoid blowing oneself up. Simply use fuses with explosives, insuring at all times that they are long enough to allow you sufficient time to vacate the premises. The fuse problem is the main reason I've never built an atomic bomb, I don't think I could run the ten miles or so in time. Also I might have trouble getting uranium and people might get mad at me for nuking a segment of my home town.
Re: WHAT? By: Matthew Patterson on 7/21/2001; 9:29 PM Segment? Even a relatively small nuke could flatten all of Plaquemine quite easily. Maybe not vaporize, but there certainly wouldn't be anything left standing in the city proper if you picked the right place to set it off. (You would probably need an airburst to get the full effect.) Of course, the problem with atomic weapons is not dying of radiation poisoning when you work with the uranium and plutonium. Plus you have to work out what critical mass is, though I doubt it would be particularly hard if you care more about math and physics than I do. _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com
Re: WHAT? By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 7/22/2001; 2:08 PM ooh. thats good for me. chie<--math freak(ish) let's make bomb! eat money! I found a good recipe for plastic explosivs!
Re: WHAT? By: Evan on 7/22/2001; 8:06 PM The thing about critical mass is that I think that as long as you have as much or more than the critical mass the bomb will work so if I could get enough uranium to have a margin for error. On the other hand I'm not entirely sure about that and I'm not about to try because I could get in a bit of trouble. Also Plaquemine is a bit bigger than you might think unless I set it off in the center of the city it would probably only destroy about half of it although everybody would probably eventually die from radiation poisoning. The type of bomb I know how to build is based off the design for the first atomic bomb. Its quite simple a conventional explosive is detonated that launches a small chunk of Uranium 235 into a bigger chunk of the substance inducing fission. If I recall correctly there also has to be some additional matter there to pick up some particle, I don't have a physics book anymore so I can't really check up on what that was for. Something about neutrons I think. Oh I do remember the substance they used for it, graphite.
Re: WHAT? By: Evan on 7/22/2001; 8:08 PM ooooh do tell. There's a nice little book called The Anarchist's cookbook that has a lot of stuff like this. Or so I'm told I've never actually read it. Hmmm... I wonder if barnesandnoble.com has it. Maybe my local library would have it.
RE: WHAT? By: Brian Carnell on 7/22/2001; 8:42 PM At 09:24 PM 7/22/2001, Evan wrote: >ooooh do tell. There's a nice little book called The Anarchist's cookbook >that has a lot of stuff like this. Or so I'm told I've never actually >read it. Hmmm... I wonder if barnesandnoble.com has it. Maybe my local >library would have it. Unfortunately if you don't already have a pretty good working knowledge of bombmaking (or a decent working knowledge of chemistry and physics), building some of the stuff described in the Anarchist's Cookbook would likely get you killed. The interesting thing, btw -- aside from the fact that we live in a country with such a strong free speech tradition that even terrorist manuals are available in bookshops -- is that the author, William Powell, converted to Christianity in the mid-1970s, no longer believes in violence as a means to effect political change, and has been trying to force the publisher to stop printing the book. Unfortunately he can't, since the publisher owns the copyright. Powell wrote an interesting rant about the history of the book in the Amazon.Com listing for it: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0962303208/qid=995852250/sr=2-1/ref=aps_sr_b_1_1/002-6529926-1850462
RE: WHAT? By: Evan on 7/22/2001; 8:50 PM I just looked up info about it and its apparently very innaccurate. I found a better bomb book (ooh alliteration is fun). The United States Department of Agriculture Forest Service publishes the "Blaster's Handbook", which explains how to make large ammonium nitrate/fuel oil bombs. This book is available as FSH7109.51 or Government Publication Office item 86-C. I found this info on a Anarchist's cookbook FAQ. I wonder if I can find the book.
Re: WHAT? By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 7/23/2001; 12:07 AM yeh! see a good nuke power plant uses water to reflect nuetrons and set of more goobers. Because the water both insulats, heats/cools and reflects the stuff. moreover it can be increasd or decreased per neccessary atomicreaction Chernobyl has grapite (SPAM COW) and the one in japan which blew b/c of other reasons had water, but slow backed up pipes... cool huh? yeh the old style was used in fat boy , no?
Bombs... By: Katy Kat on 7/23/2001; 9:25 PM Ah, such sweet talk about bombs! Kaju youre only 16?! Wow, I thought all you guys were older?! Yeah my bros have not only a GOOD working knowledge of physics and chem, but also have the anarchists cookbook and a few others. Chie is right though you can get into trouble trying to make some of that stuff. My personal preferance is C-4, takes only a small amt to blow up a large area. A golf ball size can take out 2-4 floors of a building, not that I would do that... any american government lovers here? I love explosives, when they did the stadium here, I watched the whole thing. If only C-4 and weapons grade plutonium were more available... at least det. cord can be found around easily.
Re: Bombs... By: Brian Carnell on 7/23/2001; 10:23 PM At 10:41 PM 7/23/01 -0400, Katy Kat wrote: >Kaju youre only 16?! Wow, I thought all you guys were older?! Hmmm...my wife says that most of the time I act as I'm still 16. Does that count?
Summer Activities Part Two! By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 7/24/2001; 1:18 AM That's right! THe thing you've all been waiting for!! Chie's summer activities part II! The magic of the first, the sanity it held... in a second edition! 
RE: FutureBlown Child Sight By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 12/25/2001; 4:30 AM Can this be published?
RE: Summer Activities Part Two! By: Zares Kurtoga on 12/26/2001; 4:35 PM Are Japanese librarians more annoying than Ms. Peckham?or maybe Mr.Rivette
RE: Summer Activities Part Two! By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 12/27/2001; 12:29 AM well our librarians arent japanese... but yes, they dont know a thing about computers(except for one), but theyare much more deaf... and give out the craziest extreme punishments for absolutely nothing fortunately, they ddnt major in library science.
RE: Summer Activities Part Two! By: Zares Kurtoga on 12/27/2001; 12:04 PM "Craziest Extreme Punishments"..Now that is just scary...PECKPECKPEKCPECHKHAM..Yeah she gave me 3 work sessions for playing a game..
RE: Summer Activities Part Two! By: Evan on 12/27/2001; 9:32 PM Craziest extreme punishments? Like pulling armpit hair out with rusty tweezers? Or do they use a potato peeler and a bottle of lemon juice on you? Or perhaps the most cruel and hideously horrible painful awful terrible horrid ghastly noxious torture known to humanity, the television show Avonlea. No they couldn't possibly be that cruel.
RE: Summer Activities Part Two! By: Sarah on 12/28/2001; 11:19 AM you don't know extreme until youve lived with my family, I once replaced my sisters cd with some explicit content rap cd in her stereo, when my mom heard it she was grounded for 2 weeks, she was released from her punishment the day after the winter formal. And sometimes i ACCIDENTLY leaves tacks in my little sisters bed, or bring her vinegar instead of water when shes thirsty. of course these are nothing but its too much typing to tell the true torture and im tired so peace.
RE: Summer Activities Part Two! By: Zares Kurtoga on 12/28/2001; 12:40 PM Dear Sarah, Remember, your mother visits this site occasionaly.I don't think Bhakti owuld have liked to hear that .Anyway, I should do that to my sister, but she is too little and I would get my head torn off by my parents.people tell me I will miss her most when I go to college but I seriously doubt that.I am very clean person and my sister makes my room a mess deliberatey,just to annoy my mom so that I get grounded or something like that .She listens to Britney Spears , and N'Sync which is just too ridiculous to talk about.Anyway,Here's the bottom line,Brothers and sisters are crazy people, and parents will always favour them more than you.And as Georgia Nicolson said, "Don't get me wrong, I love my sister,but, I wish she would wipe her nose sometime because she leaves green snot on my face everytime she kisses me" Zares.
RE: Summer Activities Part Two! By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 12/30/2001; 7:53 AM I like your sister kajboj and i listen to nsink and britney spores... just not perhaps with the same rapidity or frequency of the common fan... eh ... *choke* you people are so mean. being the little sister of my family, im glad my sister never did that kinda stuff to me (usually twas the other....) like rubberbanding doorknobs together, vaselining the toilet seat, turning off the shower lights, having fistfights in hardware stores, making bombs together, laughing until we cried and couldnt breathe anymore, for absolutely no reason, making strange prank calls from the circle k, driving down roads singing at the top of our lungs... ahhh i miss my sister
RE: Summer Activities Part Two! By: Zares Kurtoga on 12/30/2001; 5:27 PM Dear Chie As Georgia Nicolson said, "Don't get me wrong, I love my sister,but, I wish she would wipe her nose sometime because she leaves green snot on my face everytime she kisses me" Zares.
RE: Swearing By: Mark Morgan on 4/7/2002; 6:27 PM Let's just drop this for now. I have contacted Adam privately, and we are resolving the issue.
RE: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: ScottN on 4/8/2002; 4:37 PM Wrong board, Mark :-P
RE: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Mark Morgan on 4/8/2002; 8:13 PM Weird, since I replied in e-mail.
RE: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Adam Schirmacher on 4/8/2002; 9:16 PM It's okay mark. If at first you fail, pretend you never tried.
RE: How to Drive One's Sibling Dafthttp://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=438854 By: Mark Morgan on 8/7/2005; 12:26 AM Damn. This thread is worth money. How do I get a piece of that?
RE: How to Drive One's Sibling Daft By: Umal Ikram Nasir on 8/17/2005; 6:24 PM Nice ideas. Too bad my siblinga are already daft. Any solution to that one? I keep hearing these voices in my head too. After effect of surviving in a daft household with very little space in between the fits of stupidity and mad behaviour.
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