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Pudding By: Evan on 10/21/2001; 6:48 PM This is my attempt at poetry. Its fine by me to publish this. Also thanks to Dorothy for her reply, I apparently left out a verse the first time I published this and she guessed what it was. I like pudding. I pudding like! Pudding I like! Like I pudding? Pudding like I!
RE: Pudding By: Dawn Good on 4/30/2001; 2:39 PM this is hilarious, simple and hilarious I love it!!!! PS. I like pudding too!!!!!
RE: Pudding By: Dorothy Marie on 4/30/2001; 8:57 PM Pudding i like!
RE: Pudding By: MrBucket on 11/14/2003; 2:22 AM I ! like pudding
RE: Pudding By: Ben C on 11/16/2003; 5:19 PM i liked pudding a lot for a long time: now i hate it.
RE: Pudding By: Richard Davidson on 11/17/2003; 11:25 PM First, the overly indulgent version: Pudding good Good pudding Pudding Pudding Pudding May I have some Pudding? Give me Pudding! Pudding good Good Pudding Pudding Good Good Pudding Gooding Pudd Pudd Gooding Cuba Gooding likes his Pudding Good! Gooding! Gol darned Good Pudding! I'm putting my Pudding on this intricate wooding Gooding my Good on this Good Gooder Gooding Yay Pudding! Go Pudding! And now, the Henry Puddingsworth Longpudding version: Upon a gentle hill I eat such pudding and it's good I drift upon each childhood memory's taste And should Man's betterment be with each spoonful as it should With wondrous, lilting sweetness, gentle strains of brotherhood And glory through the ages brought as only pudding could I slobber down the butterscotch with haste I'm sorry, but I don't have time to write a second verse. I am about to post Part I of Folksinging and it's Effect on Quantum Physics. Whatever you do, don't read it.
RE: Pudding By: Ben C on 11/23/2003; 10:43 PM Amy Hempel wrote a whole paragraph on pudding, and although it might not be as hilarious or rivalristic as Richard's version, I find it funny that she had the knack to match what we here have stumbled upon so methodisticly. AND Here it is. The father said, "Think. What is the thing about Jell-O pudding? What is really the thing?" He paused for so long that the kids looked at each other. "What?" the girl said. The father closed his eyes, and leaned back in his chair. He said, "I like Jell-O pudding because I like a good hearty meal after a brisk walk on a winter's day--something to really warm me up." The boy giggled and the girl giggled. The father looked confused. "This is the Jell-O pudding contest, isn't that what you said?" he said. "Well, okay then," he said. "I like Jell-O pudding because it has a fruitier taste. Because it's garden fresh," he said. "Because it goes on dry to protect me from wetness longer. Oh, Jell-O pudding," the father said. "I like it because it's more absorbent than those other brands. Won't chafe or ride up." He opened his eyes and saw his son leave the room. The sound that had made the father open his eyes was the pen that the boy had thrown to the floor. "You may already be a winner," the father said. Of course, all apologies to Amy for quoting her without permission, but I think she would have enjoyed our topic if she knew of its existence. She is infamous for such quotes as: "I wandered through life like a severed head finishing a sentence." "'What is your worst fear?' the instructor asked, and I answered, 'That I will finish this course and still be afraid.'" and of course: "Here is what you do. You ease yourself into a tub of water, you ease yourself down. You lie back and wait for the ripples to smooth away. Then you take a deep breath, and slide your head under, and listen for the playfulness of your heart." Anyway, Ben
RE: Pudding By: MrBucket on 12/22/2003; 1:39 AM 
RE: Pudding By: Ben C on 12/22/2003; 3:00 PM haha that's awesome
RE: Pudding By: MrBucket on 12/22/2003; 10:05 PM Quinn? ...is there?
RE: Pudding By: Richard Davidson on 12/23/2003; 11:14 PM Top Ten Bad Times for Pudding 10. While riding a roller coaster 9. After eating Mexican 8. During a Tequila binge 7. Anytime you're being chased by wild dogs 6. While skin diving 5. In the centrifuge 4. Right after winning a blueberry pie eating contest 3. During a coma 2. While having open heart surgery and the Number One Bad Time for Pudding: 1. While vomiting
RE: Pudding By: Sharon Marlene Murphy on 11/15/2007; 3:53 PM you guys, "THIS STUFF IS DOWN RIGHT PUD'ITYFUL!!!! more please!
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