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How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 10/21/2001; 6:27 PM Being weird requires much hard work and patience unless one has been a natural tendency for it. If one has been raised for many years in a strict community of family of social elite, the transition from normal to weird is often difficult. First, however, the ideas of weird and normal must be defined. To be weird is to do things unique and unusual in comparison with the accepted behavior of ones peers. It is not the same as being insane, or immoral. These are commonly misused to describe being weird, but actually describe a state of doing something that affects others in a non-positive manner. It can be offensive, rude, etc. Normal is a word used to describe a lack of unique characteristics or beliefs that make one blend in with peer surroundings. Since there should not be a standard about societal behavior, normal is a pseudo-characteristic. It describes people from a frame of reference that cannot be easily determined. That is why any mention of this abstract concept will be found in quotes throughout this essay. In the process of adopting weirdness, one must first follow a few basic instructions. Of course there are the commonly known ideas of being different etc. but weirdness requires distinct differences, pride in oddities, and knowledge of the social boundaries of weird, normal, and insane. It is, in a sense, a study, of what appeals to others as funny and strange, and the difference from strange, scary, and repulsive. To effectively be weird, one must put themselves to learning and understanding these concepts. This is the first step of being weird, even for naturals. However, in the case of naturals, these processes are done unconsciously and without much thought. First step it is, although not necessarily separate from the others which should naturally follow. After this first step is taken, or in the process of this step, the convert must begin creating a personal creed (written or unwritten) about their stand in weirdness. Some prefer only to be weird in certain circumstances, while others are weird all around. All creeds are self-defined, but any good creed would have a few basic points. First, the personal definition and application of the behavior differences should be stated. This should include the idea that peer opinion will not sway belief without personal conviction. Also, the creed should include the concept of refraining from using behavioral oddities as excuse or cause of malice of any sort. Not doing this would cause the person to stray into the insane, immoral, or extreme forms of strange behavior, thus showing contempt for the differences stated above. This would in most cases call for expunction from the local community of behaviorally different people, as it is a great offense, along with degrading to the image of this commendable trait. A point to remember is that one should not make the creed too restricting because then one of the purposes of the conversion is defeated. An ideal creed would go as follows: I, ___________, do declare that I will no longer strictly follow societal, unspoken, and implied rules without personal conviction of my own. In doing this, I declare myself to be part of the group known as the behaviorally different. I say this without feelings of shame or doubt, being proud of my freedom from society and the term weird. I refuse to behave in a manner dishonorable to others of this status by acting insane, immoral, or malicious. I promise to kindly correct any others (under the same title) who are displaying these undesirable traits privately and objectively. I also understand that if anybody comes to me in this manner, I will listen and apply their advice, unless it is pertains to a personal belief/decision. (With this follows a few personal statements, if necessary) The above is the basic necessities to be included as weird, and no additions are necessary unless the person wishes to put more, in accordance with personal conviction. Although there are limitations to the extent of freedom in behavior, there is much one can do with these new ideas. The possibilities are almost endless, ranging from light silliness to serious philosophizing about the unknown. The advantage is that one does not have to worry about the opinion of others and may enjoy life. This type of freedom has great and fun rewards. Being weird is quite helpful, especially in weird situations, where the normal person would be uncomfortable and unfit for handling the situation. A practiced weird person would have the ability to respond in a manned fitting. The distancing from others opinions can be a difficult break. It must be remembered that the rewards are great, and keep the goals in mind. Obviously persecution will result from normal people. Remember that most likely, they desire the results of these actions, but will not face their subconscious desires to free themselves from societies tight bounds. Be a Missionary, so to speak, shining among the ignorant normal plebs and flocks, drawing socially starved to your light, and cheering them with your joy. Keep and bold face, and keep honest with yourself. Happy weirding.
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Matthew Patterson, the Paranoid Minister on 11/27/2000; 12:47 AM I bet Mrs. Milligan hated this one, right?
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 11/29/2000; 1:13 AM Naw, I never turned it in. Like many of my writings I began... and Milligan suffocated me in her everlasting absolutist presence and put out the pilot lamp of my mind. It is all her fault. :) I kept saying I was writing it... you remember *sigh* of the attempts of mice and men.
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Matthew Patterson, the Paranoid Minister on 11/29/2000; 1:26 AM Oh, right. All that rot. I quite thankfully put it out of my mind. The woman desperately needs a hobby.
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 11/29/2000; 1:30 AM dont you remember? Wine tasting :? What an exciting, oh nevermind, I dont feel like insulting anybody. Do I write to much? Or is it just that I dump it all in all together...? There are solid chuncks of Chie everywhere... *sigh* well 30 min and my bday is over, and i still havent written my paper. Down with AP. Bye!
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Matt on 12/24/2000; 5:49 PM Hey, I like your essay, but I disagree with your steps towards becoming weird. I think that to be truly weird, you cannot consciously know you are doing it. And if you do know that you are doing it, you are not trying to be weird. Someone who goes out and tries to be weird is acting. You must also take into account that during the teen-age years, it is "normal" to be weird. Everyone tries to make themselves different from the pack at one time or another. However, some people hide this tendency while others rejoice in it.
Re: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Matthew Patterson. (Nice try, Mark.) on 12/24/2000; 6:18 PM > Hey, I like your essay, but I disagree with your steps towards becoming weird. > I think that to be truly weird, you cannot consciously know you are doing it. I disagree. In order to do things, you have to consciously choose to do them. A crucial part of being a human is being able to analyze your choices and their consequences. If you should come to the conclusion that it would be best for you to make the weird choice, does that make it any less weird? Is weirdness invalidated if it's in your best interest, or is that which suits your character best? > And if you do know that you are doing it, you are not trying to be weird. > Someone who goes out and tries to be weird is acting. But what if weirdness is in your nature, and all you are doing is trying to be yourself as much as possible? Again, is weirdness invalidated if it's simply who you are? > You must also take into > account that during the teen-age years, it is "normal" to be weird. Everyone > tries to make themselves different from the pack at one time or another. Did you ever go to high school? I can think of several people (I'm sure Chie and Dot know who I'm talking about) who have never done this in their lives. > However, some people hide this tendency while others rejoice in it.
Re: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Mark Morgan on 12/24/2000; 6:29 PM Actually, knowing the author, I shall make the Appeal to Authority: this girl knows weird. Me, I think the best way to be weird is simply to know anyone named Matt. By simple osmosis you will connect with the essential weirdness of the universe.
Re: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 12/25/2000; 11:37 PM GREAT GLOVES OF CHICKEN! I don't know if i make the choice to be weird... after all i was destined to be weird in the first place... but then i was also destined to decide to be weird. and then, the question becomes, if i chose to be weird, and I am not, then what am i? chewy. like THE GREAT GLOVES OF CHICKEN! yes. soo ne? sumimasen... nihongo o hanshimashita. (huh. im sorry i spoke japanese) alright then. when one becomes weird... and when they come to realize their status, if they do not try to not be weird, are they not weird anymore? Since after all if they do not resist being weird, they are making a conscious decision to be so? ooh. and if they do resist being weird... then they aren't weird anymore anyway... weird. So then I conclude: 1) We are all destined to be weird or not 2) We are all destined to decided whether we will be so or not if being weird is a conscious decision 3) If being weird is NOT a conscious decision then once we are weird, we are never weird again since if we do not resist being weird, we are consciously deciding to be weird, and if we do resist being weird, then we aren't weird anyway 4) That is weird 5) If you decided not to be weird than what would you decide to be since you really wouldn't be what you decided to be? 6) Conversely, if deciding to be weird makes you not weird... then does deciding not to be weird make you weird? 7) If you decided not to be weird after you are weird, and it makes you weird, but you decided not to be, making you weird... is there at any point a time when you settle on one or the other? GREAT GLOVES OF CHICKEN you've got me in a conundrum!
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Evan on 4/7/2001; 5:11 PM Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!! Bravo Chie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a very good analysis of becoming weird. I'm actually somewhat of a natural or at least I think of myself as one. What really helped me become extra weird was watching the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" a large number of times. I've probably seen it over 200 times and I believe it has helped influence my behavior. I believe that in general the majority of all social structures have pointless rules that don't make sense. For example, sticking pencils into any of my bodily orifices is generally disapproved of, but there is no apparent reason for the disapproval of others in that instance since it is not truly harming people and indeed may induce laughter in some. The laughter is a positive result so why should anyone wish to inhibit my spreading of weirdness to the world? Society in general is often stupid, yet the majority of people conform to the rules that do not make sense. I think a life inhibited only by one's own judgement (and possibly by the pledge of weirdness) is the best life for everyone. To anyone who disagrees, I fart on you, so there! :)P
Re: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Evan on 4/7/2001; 5:24 PM Well I personally think that everyone is truly weird at heart. The trouble is a lot of people are lured away from the freedom of weirdness to the captivity of society by the siren's song of conformity. Sometimes it is neccessary because if people decided not to breathe to be different, they would die. Some degree of conformity is neccessary but only to the agree that harm is not given to anyone including oneself. Ooh another good role model for acheiving one's inner weirdness is Gonzo the Great.
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: matthew mcgowan on 3/28/2005; 6:53 PM i was reading this for fun but at the time i was trying to find ways to be "normal" i have always been "weird" and alot of people hate me because when i sub-counsiously act weird people hate it because it annoys them. so i really want to be "normal" but also be a bit deverse?
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Chie Theresa Fujioka on 3/29/2005; 11:59 AM No, don't do it! Being weird is an asset. Coupled with confidence, being weird can get magnetic.
RE: How to be Weird: A Step by Step Explanation By: Ral Phus on 4/29/2005; 2:23 PM I find this whole discussion horribly interesting. This is based on the fact that I have never found a person weirder than I. You may not believe me, but you'd be surprised. I realize what I am writing now is not weird, but you'll have to trust me on this. I've basically been outcasted by society as a whole for being weird. Being an outcast comes with the territory of oddities. I don't have the desire to be normal; but once a person is weird they will never be able to go back to a life that is "normal." Being weird is like herpes, there is no cure. But I don't want a cure. Ralphus
When the going Get's weird the weird turn pro. By: Thomas Locke on 6/12/2005; 6:50 PM When the going get's weird the weird turn pro, H.S.T.
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