Niggly Bop and the Quest For Toilet Paper Part 3: The Domain of the Poon

By Evan

Authors note: I highly recommend that the first two parts of Niggly Bop and the Quest for Toilet Paper be read before reading this third part. It won't clear up any confusion that you might have from reading this but it will hopefully give you a laugh. Oh and its okay to publish this.

Niggly Bop and Fred had begun the long walk to Streadhimdup when a thought occurred to Niggly Bop.

"What are we going to do for food?"

"I have some bread, vegetables and some hogshead cheese."

"Hogshead cheese?"

"Yes its the ground up noses and ears of a hog. Its really very good and a little of it goes a long way."

"I think I'll pass unless I'm starving to death."

Eventually they arrived at the pass that winds its way between two of the big jagged pointy rocks in the Big Jagged Pointy Rock mountain range. The whole area was full of big jagged pointy rocks, hence the name of the mountains. They continued walking along playing a game of I spy which was getting a bit ponderous as Niggly Bop could not guess that Fred spied a big jagged pointy rock.

After a while they came to a sign which read "Domain of the Poon Trespassers will have very bad stuff done to them in a most unspeakably horrifying manner." Niggly Bop and Fred however could not read the sign since it was very messily written.

"Can you read what this says Fred?"

"No I can't read this chicken scratch either, I guess we go on."

High above them, for the most part hidden behind a big jagged pointy rock, a lookout waited and has they passed within the demesne which it was its job to guard it sent out a cry of alarm that sounded like this, "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK BUKOCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"

Approximatively an hour later Niggly Bop and Fred were confronted by a huge army of short yellow rubber chickens. The chickens pounced upon them and proceeded to wrap them in a three inch layer of licorice, with completely covering them with only a small air hole at Fred's mouth and Niggly Bop's beak. They then carried Niggly Bop and Fred deep into a cave inside the largest of the big jagged pointy rocks. To be continued.................

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