This Crazy World

By Jena Moore

As I was studying for my exams several thoughts crossed my mind (yes, I know, it's amazing!) I do believe that some of the following are not in the best taste (they're Hobbez material, if you know what I mean.) Least ways, they are somewhat thought provoking (at least thought provoking to a squash), and a tiny bit entertaining... so , go on... read it! 1.what hair color is on the driver's license of a bald man?

2.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

3.If you take an Oriental person & spin him around, does he become disoriented?

4. Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?

5.What do chickens think we taste like?

6.What do you call a male ladybug?

7.if you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter?

8.If a store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why does it have locks on it's doors??

9.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

10.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

11.Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

12.Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical situations?

13.If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?

14.If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

15.What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane? MEEEEE!!!???

16.If con and pro are opposite, then are Congress and progress opposite?

17. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

18. Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

19. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

20. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

21. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

22. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

23. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

24. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

25. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

26. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

27. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

28. "I am," is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do," is the longest sentence?

29. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

30.Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

31. If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

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