The final announcement of 2004

By Mark Morgan

As I am at dinner break from work I would like to take this opportunity to make an announcement:

If you drink, and then drive, you are an utter fuckwit. You are not fit for human companionship. "Hangin's too good for 'im. Burnin's too good for 'im. He should be torn into little bisty pieces and buried alive!" May children find you and throw rocks at you and chase you into the hills where you belong.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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