Love Your Wife? Must Be Gay

By Brian Webber

I swear I heard this once. Now, I'm not married, but I would like to be some day. To a wonderful, gorgeuous smart and funny woman. And maybe even have kids. I'd go so far as to say I'm something of a romantic. A straight male romantic.

"That makes you a fag man!" is what I heard from some idiot I told that too. I was open about my feelings towards the opposite sex, and this guy has the gall to say I'm gay? When you break down his response to my comments about my desire to be in a monogamous relationship, what he's saying is that any man who actually LOVES his wife, rather than feeling trapped, or gets married for monetary reasons, or just goes with a trophy wife, is gay.

Does that make sense? I love women. I'm not some chauvenisitc pig, or total misogynyst. And I want to marry, and make love to, a woman. So exactly HOW does that make me gay? Is it so wrong for a man to actually experience the joy of being in love?

Could someone please explain this to me? I happen to think that Pamela Anderson is a rather unattractive woman. I've said this aloud to my friends, and this as also brought on speculation as to my sexual orientation. C'mon, look at her! How can any guy find THAT sexy? Are you guys telling to to be straight I HAVE to like looking at her fake boobs? Christ I'd rather be gay!

Have any of you maried blokes out there ever experienced this? Please print your stories below in the Reply area, or even write an article of your own.

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