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Even as a child I was a troublemaker. By the age of three I had led a successful revolt against the rest of the family, and soon found myself holed up in the attic with some kittens I'd taken hostage.
And just ask my older sister about the incident with the chocolate chip cookie dough, I dare you.
I write with the understanding that nothing is real, nothing is fixed in our world. Your reality certainly isn't mine, so there. I have tried as hard as a really lazy person such as myself can to show you the world through my eyes, as if you'd actually want me to, or something.
I used to be a TV star, on a show that, on a truly good night, would sometimes have an audience that would swell to as many as 30 or 40 people, and I'm sure you know how successful THAT is.
I also fronted one of the least successful rock bands of all time, which I'm proud to say NEVER PLAYED A SINGLE COVER.
I am now a professional photographer, http://www.aalazai.com only because I say so, and people will sometimes pay me to take pictures. During the day I work for a corporation that would gladly sell your mother to slavers, and don't doubt it for a second.
If any of my writing starts to make sense to you, please stop reading it, and go to another Voices author as quickly as you can.
Chie is my favorite, because she's nuts; but Rachel is excellent, Evan is fun, and there's so many more talented people here I hesitate to name them all, as they should be plugging themselves; I mean, why the hell do I have to do everything around here?
There's poets and felons, and a few war criminals, but I can't say who, and all of them reek so badly of talent, you'll need to wear a garlic necklace to stand it in here.
"I love the friends I have assembled on this thin raft
they have constructed pyramids in honor of our escaping." -Jim Morrison
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